I've just returned from a week-long trip in Las Vegas, and I have only one thing to say:
Stop getting breast implants. It doesn't look good. They were better before.
Whew. I'm glad I got that off my chest (pun intended).
Anyway, I was without computer for four full days, so I have a lot to catch up on before I can start writing somewhat intelligently about the events of last week, if any occurred. I promise to be posting a lot over the next couple days, just in case anyone is actually reading this stuff.