Left-Handed Hegemony

Fact 1: Barack Obama and John McCain are both left-handed. Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush, Bob Dole, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, John Edwards, Bill Bradley, and H. Ross Perot are also left-handed.

Fact 2: Left-Handed People compose only 10% of the population.

Scientific research has also indicated that left-handers are all around cooler, more intelligent, more artistic, better people than us Righties (I'm paraphrasing such research). Perhaps left-handers should also pay higher taxes, since they're so great. Hrummph!