I'm sitting at an internet cafe right now [Nathan Alphonso lied about when by new internet service package would arive], and they're playing a remixed version of "Natural Blues" by Moby ("Oh Lordy, trouble so hard..."). It's almost exactly the same song, only about one and a half times faster with a couple of added boring dance music sound effects. Did this really need to happen?
It reminds me of that Mitch Hedberg joke about remixing a mix tape.