Obviously, they'll never change soccer (le foot, football) to make it fairer or easier to referee.
So I propose that we create a new sport here. This sport will be just like soccer, only there will be
no offsides calls, but as a trade off, there will be
two goalkeepers. The goalies would both have all the privileges of a normal goalie, and could even use their hands outside the box, as long as they remained on their half of the field.