Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has rejected Oliver Stone's request to make a film about him in Iran, because, although Stone is considered part of the opposition in America, the opposition is still "part of the Great Satan." I guess Amhadinejad didn't do his due diligence, or he would have found that he and Stone might have a little in common: Both probably believe that 9/11 was a U.S. government conspiracy, and they have a mutual friend in Fidel Castro. It might have worked out nicely for Mahmoud. Considering his current problems, a little Stone-skewed biopic couldn't have hurt.