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No Offsides, Two Goalies ( #soccer #football #goalkeeper #offsides #worldcup )
Obviously, they'll never change soccer (le foot, football) to make it fairer or easier to referee. So I propose that we create a new sport here. This sport will be just like soccer, only there will be no offsides calls, but as a trade off, there will be two goalkeepers. The goalies would both have all the privileges of a normal goalie, and could even use their hands outside the box, as long as they remained on their half of the field.