- Introducing the People's Asian Carp Czar. I guess that means the Republicans are getting the fish
vote.
- Japan
's population is famed for its longevity, but now the favorable statistics are in jeopardy, what with all the mummified centenarians collecting pensions.
- Get your copy of Stranded, the magazine for and by victims of Iceland
's Mount "Ash-hole" Eyjafjallajökull.