- Get your torches and pitchforks! We need to put a stop to the murderous, dastardly [infamous!], um . . . Catheter Cartel?
- Clutch moves! Just try not to cringe.
- Israel is forced to purchase its twitter handle (@israel) from a porn site operator. But his claiming of the handle was totally legit (i.e., he wasn't a squatter) -- his name is Israel.